The Young Signs are an assortment of three decorative block signs made of wood with an ivory, maroon, or black finish. The signs feature printed lettering, each with a humorous phrase. One reads If I ever go missing, I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons, so that my friends know to look for me". Another reads The secret to stay young; eat slowly, drink wine, & lie about your age". The third reads The secret to enjoying a good wine: Open the bottle and allow it to breathe, if it does not look like its breathing, give it mouth to mouth". These signs bring a rustic and humorous touch to the home, displayed freestanding, perfect for a kitchen or bar area. Each block measures 4" by 4" and .5" deep.